All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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