Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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