is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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