Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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