Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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