Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so let's talk penis.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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