I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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