another moral hangover. fuck.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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