Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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