I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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