You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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