go do what you do best...puke behind churches
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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