So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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