ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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