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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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