people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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