I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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