how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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