Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just found puke in my bra..
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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