with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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