your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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