we're chasing vodka with high fives
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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