I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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