I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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