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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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