My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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