She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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