In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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