Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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