i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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