Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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