At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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