Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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