Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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