I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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