chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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