U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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