It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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