He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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