I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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