its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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