my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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