Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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