i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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