Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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