That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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