Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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