Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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