so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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