I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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